Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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What's the most common time to see the dentist?

Two Thirty.

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!