Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

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What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

What deadly disease can bowls contract?

Ebowla

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

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