How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

239 Jokes More 239 Jokes

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Irish Chili Jokes More Irish Chili Jokes

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.