How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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What did number 2 say to number 1?

you're an odd fellow

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What do you call an Irish thief?

Nick McGuinness.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why do irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.