How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What is your fee?

Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

Chili Jokes More Chili Jokes

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)