How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

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How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals?

2p or not 2p, that is the question."

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What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!