Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Hows your incontinence?

Depends."

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

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What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What is the difference between a pack of pygmies and a girls track team?

The pack of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and an all-girl track team?

Pygmies are cunning runts.