Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

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What's the difference between a smart midget... What's the difference between a smart midget and a woman with a venereal disease?

Well, one's a cunning runt...

What kind of venereal disease does a Stormtrooper get?

An AT-STD.

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Whats the difference between a Pygmy and an Amazon?

Well, the Pygmy is a cunning runt...

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.