Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico live up to it's full potential in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans that can run, jump, and swim are in America.

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

What are the sickest rock layers?

The ones with diabases.

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How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.