Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What is yellow and can't swim?

An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.

Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?

The Crimea River

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.