Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.
A Taco bell.
They always steal the green card.
Throw a tin of beans in there ..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener .....
Halfway, any further and you're running out.
To keep their nuts dry.
A bulldozer
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
They are missing 2 towers
Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.