Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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What hat does a Mexican wear to a funeral?

A somber-ero.

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

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Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

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What's the worst gear for America?

Cruz control.

How are third party candidates like soccer?

They're only really popular in America once every four years.

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.