How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

How does a crazy person get out of the woods?

They take the psychopath.

What has four legs and is made out of wood?

A horse.

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Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.