How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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Wood Jokes More Wood Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What's the best way to carve wood?

Whittle by whittle.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Halfway Jokes More Halfway Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.