What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What's the difference between Tom Brady and Ben Roethlisberger?

Tom wants his balls illegally deflated on the field and Ben wants that off the field.

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What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.