A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
Tukaluk
Because they lactose.
A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
No tomatoes.
To-mate-toes!
Steppe by steppe.
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
To meter you.
