What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

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What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

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What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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What is the correct way to refer to an OP who resides in Europe?

The Continental OP.

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

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What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

How long is a meter in Spain?

A Spanard