The Logo.
One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.
Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
Tequila*
Because nobody gets it.
Because 9/11.
A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
An Aristotalitarian Regime.