Tomatoe Jokes

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

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