What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

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What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice