What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

A bingo machine.

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?

A: No one cries when you cut up a bagpipe.

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What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.

What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.