What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

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Why did David Schwimmer need ear drops?

He had Schwimmer's ear.

Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

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What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together?

None of your business.

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

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What's the difference between an onion and a woman?

I cry when I cut open an onion

Why do onions have poor self-image?

Because people cry when they get onions naked.

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What's red and not there?

No tomatoes.

Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.