What did one turtle say to the other eel?

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What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

What kind of pictures do turtles take?

Shellfies!

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What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?

A slippery customer.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels