What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

What did the yoga teacher say when someone asked if she wanted to leave the party early?

Namaste

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

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What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".