What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

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What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.