What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

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Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."