What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.