Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

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What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."