Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

What has more lives than a cat?

A frog -- it croaks every night.

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When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

What's Piccolo's preferred type of car?

DODGE!!!

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Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife