How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

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How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."