How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

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What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down