What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

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Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)