Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree?

Wave hello

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir