Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

Where do trees keep their money?

In branch banks.

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Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

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What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.