How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

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What do you call a clairvoyant dwarf that recently broke out of prison?

A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.