How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.