How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

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Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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Build a house next to it.

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Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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Sociopaths, fascist dictators, my boyfriend.

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All of those guys already have boyfriends.

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How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

How do you break up with a farmer long-distance?

A John Deere letter.