Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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Whats the difference between a feminist and a bomb vest?

A bomb vest does something when triggered.

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

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How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman?

He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League.