I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
One's a disgusting cesspool full of paranoid, bigoted, anti-American sadists, and the other is really cold.
because they're still alive.
A vegetarian.
A hopeless romaine-tic
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Waiter: Well you know how slow turtles are.
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?
