Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Previous Random Joke Next

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How many different kinds of crabs can you get in Baltimore?

Two, and often from the same person.

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do impoverished Italians live?

In the spaghetto

What do you call an Irish man who lives in your back garden?

Patti O'Furniture

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

Virginia Jokes More Virginia Jokes

Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire