Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

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What do you call a person who wears adult diapers?

Ehh, it depends.

What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?

Don't be depressed

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

Where did the Candian pirate live?

Ont**ARR**io

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Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest?

Two chalk outlines.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb in Texas?

They can't. There's a wall.

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What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!