What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!