What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

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What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her?

It's an aunt- -him.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

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What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

Why did Nietzche's Shop go out of business?

He accepted eternal returns.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

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What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

What did Virginia get when she walked into the pet shop?

state joke) A New Hampshire