How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

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Pokemon Jokes More Pokemon Jokes

What do you call a pokemon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.

What Pokemon can you find at Auschwitz?

Gastly

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why repent?

I pented just last week.

What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

How do you keep black people out of your business?

Put up a "Now Hiring" sign.

What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude