What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night?

Her dead baby.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

3 Inch Jokes More 3 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches

What's the difference between oooo and aaaa?

about 3 inches