What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's worse than having a screaming child on your hands?

Having half a screaming child on your hands.

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a secret agent running for the bus?

A Russian spy.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

What the 0 said to the 8 ?

Nice belt, dude !

3 Inch Jokes More 3 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between oooh and ahh?

3 inches

What's the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaaah ?

About 3 inches