Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What do you call an electro-food?

it's giga-bite!) yeah it was giga bite yeah you're right yeah giga bite that was it giga bite it!!

Improve Jokes More Improve Jokes

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What do you get when you visit the dentist with a dollar?

Buck-teeth!

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria