Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?

To improve his bite !

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

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What time are you supposed to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty!

What is the best time to go to the dentist?

At tooth hurty.

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What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector with a scalar.

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".