What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

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When is the best time to see a dentist?

Tooth-Hurty

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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Why does everyone call you "Gross Gary"?

Gary: filling a canteen with hotdog water Nobody calls me that.

What's worse than a plastic bag filled with dead babies?

Nickelback