What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

What's a dentists favorite time?

Tooth hurty

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Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Why does the Brotherhood of Steel from Fallout hate '80s music?

Because of the synths.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What's the difference between me and a dentist?

The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

How many dead babies does it take to fill up my house?

One more.