What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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What’s the object-oriented way to become wealthy?

Inheritance.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why did twoface go to the dentist?

He dented his tooth

What do you call a dentist in the army ?

A drill sergeant !

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!