Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

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What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much?

He Went Back Four Seconds.

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?

She laid a sidewalk !

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!