What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker