What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

When you start getting older, you think, "why not just once?

Soon enough, you're addicted. And broke.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.