What do you do when a horse breaks down?

Call triple neighhh!

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

Why can't Bane play baseball?

He always breaks the bat.

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Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy