What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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Ghoulloping.

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Jee hawd!!!!!!!!!!

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...