Stable Economy Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

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What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

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A horse !

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What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :( I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co