Election Day Jokes

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

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What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What do goats do on election day?

Voat. co

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Monica Jokes More Monica Jokes

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could?

He wanted to harm monica.

Stable Economy Jokes More Stable Economy Jokes

What do horses hope for on election day?

A stable economy

What is a horses number 1 priority when voting?

A stable economy

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN?

She was feelin' the Bern!

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his horse?

Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

Why should I hire you?

Because I have pictures of you with a goat "

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.