Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a schoolmaster and a stationmaster?

The stationmaster minds trains while the schoolmaster trains minds.

What's the difference between a punchline and a cute girl?

Sometimes I get the punchline :(

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis

Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's worse than a white guy walking into a church andshooting 9 black people?

He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

Bathtub Jokes More Bathtub Jokes

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Why aren't redheads very good R&B singers?

Because they have no soul

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"