Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a plane on a secret mission?

In disguise.

What do you call a jellyfish on a plane?

A flightoplankton.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

Moscow Jokes More Moscow Jokes

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Warsaw Jokes More Warsaw Jokes

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...

Whats so good about german cars?

They get from Berlin to Warsaw in one tank