Because he left a residue at every pole.
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They held the telephone wires off the ground.
Because he doesnt do well on the poles
When Jesus cleared the temple.
So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"
Deport him.
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)
to find better jobs
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
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Because they like Poles.
Running into one could really ruin your day.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Because they pee on poles.
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
The Master Baiter.
He's taking over the Poles.
Noone. Pirates don't have poles, they have masts.
A magnet only has two Poles.
Nun.
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
She was fishing for Steelhead Trout
A fishing pole
A haunting license
To send people to the other side.
You never know if your gums are bruised.
I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin.
A rebel without a Claus.
Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend
An Investigator.
Dr. Drake.
They though it was Riel funny!
An olfactory reset.
Call out "B-52"
