Fishing Pole Jokes

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

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What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

What do you call a really good fisherman?

A master baiter

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

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What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

What do Germans and acetone have in common?

They are both good at removing the Polish!

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

How does a one armed man row a boat?

In a circle.

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole