Fishing Pole Jokes

Why did the blonde tie magnets to her fishing pole?

She was fishing for Steelhead Trout

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What do you call a Polish fisherman?

A fishing pole.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

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What's the worst part about baiting a fish hook really well?

Everyone knows you're a master baiter!

What do you call an expert on fishing hooks and lures?

A master baiter

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What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms?

2 Na!

Why do little girls put fishes down their pants?

So the can smell like big girls!

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What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

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What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S. too bad he can't handle the crash...

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

How do you make a pole angry?

Deport him.

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What is Polish roulette?

It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol.

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh