What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

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How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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What do you call a Polish dancer?

A stripper

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.