What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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How much does the average introvert weigh?

Not enough to break the ice.

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

What sound does a Polish crow make?

Krakow

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What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole

What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.