What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

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What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

What's the difference between Italian and Polish sausage?

About 2-3 inches.

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What does a Polish guy do on the ice?

He breaks in.

What do you call a polish guy on a boat?

A fishing pole