What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield?

Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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How do rabbits fly?

In hareplanes.

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria