What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?

A: A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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How do you swat one hundred flies at the same time?

Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

What is the difference between a terrorist hideout and a school?

How should I know? I just fly the drones.

Mosquito Jokes More Mosquito Jokes

What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?

A bite-time story.