What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

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What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.