What's the difference between Beyonce and a shopping bag?

A shopping bag can carry a child.

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What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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Why didn't Jesus have any children?

He only got nailed by guys )

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

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How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Why is Beyonce always singing about going "To the left"?

Because women have no rights.