Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do white girls walk in odd numbers?

Because they can't even

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Why do people carry around umbrellas?

Because they can't carry themselves

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

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What did the businessman say to the other businessman?

We're both businessmen.

Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.