What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

What would she do for $20?

Wasn't there a joke before posted about asking what a girl would do for $20 or something A dirty joke I'm trying to find it but I can't....

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

How do pigs talk?

Swine language

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum