What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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How do you find the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It ain't hard.

Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas?

Sooner or later they find a potent cousin.

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What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

What is long, brown and covered in flies?

The welfare line.

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Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection?

A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."