What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

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Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks?

Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

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How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.

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What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted