Moth Jokes

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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He just beetled off !

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What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

What's the biggest moth in the world ?

A mammoth !

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A Brazillian.

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I don't know but I can look it up for you."

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What's the biggest moth in the world ?

A mammoth !

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !