Moth Jokes

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Why was the moth so unpopular ?

He kept picking holes in everything !

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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I guess you aren't up to par"

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

What's the biggest moth in the world ?

A mammoth !

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How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.

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A! (hands raised up)

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What's the difference between American and Canadian?

A boat.

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

A: About fifty pounds.

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What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

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What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.