Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

What do you call an airplane that flies backwards?

a receeding airline.... bada boom! The little bros joke book is pure gold haha

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size?

Four-tified

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!