Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who's trying to get home?

A taxi

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Why did the moth go into the dentist's office?

The light was on.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?