Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

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Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

How do you tell the difference between a Syrian hospital and an ISIS military base?

I don't know either, Johnny, just fly the drone.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What's the best part about being an orphan?

All your chips and candy bars are family sized.

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You stop feeding it.

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you have if you have a mothball in one hand, and a mothball in the other hand?

A: A really big moth!