Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Moth Jokes More Moth Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

What did the Moth say to the other Moth?

I'Moth

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Mothball Jokes More Mothball Jokes

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...